This happened, but my brother didn't throw the fries and kept his shirt on. But, yeah, I have a friend who has really weird ideas about what "manly" is.
Oh, and how people give him stuff when he demands it? He doesn't seem to have noticed yet that this tactic only works with his siblings and not at all with anyone else.
My brother gave me careful instructions in regards to his shiny musculature and accompanying sparkles.