I left my fries on the table one day and when I came back in my sister was putting potatoes into a bag. She looked up, her face guilty, and said, "I am NOT replacing your fries with raw potatoes!"
She was kidding and we both cracked up.
Aw man! See, that's why potatoes have to move out when they become french fries. Being around your parents just makes you regress.
That is an unreasonably amusing comment.